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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Randomness, pure and total randomness.  That is the W00t way.</description><title>W00t Tumblin'</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @w00master)</generator><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>and the most disturbing family photo award goes to…
WTF</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/1EBZagjkZocv6qhaDtQtyIlso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://afrojacks.com/pics/4-pics/3165-and-the-most-disturbing-family-photo-award-goes-to"&gt;and the most disturbing family photo award goes to…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WTF&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/118600146</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/118600146</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:59:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>4 Lies Men Tell Every Day</title><description>&lt;a href="http://chrisilluminati.com/?p=481"&gt;4 Lies Men Tell Every Day&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Hilariousness&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/118597201</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/118597201</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:51:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Ferris Bueller Fight Club Theory</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My favorite thought-piece about Ferris Bueller is the “Fight Club” theory, in which Ferris Bueller, the person, is just a figment of Cameron’s imagination, like Tyler Durden, and Sloane is the girl Cameron secretly loves.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One day while he’s lying sick in bed, Cameron lets “Ferris” steal his father’s car and take the day off, and as Cameron wanders around the city, all of his interactions with Ferris and Sloane, and all the impossible hijinks, are all just played out in his head. This is part of the reason why the “three” characters can see so much of Chicago in less than one day — Cameron is alone, just imagining it all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It isn’t until he destroys the front of the car in a fugue state does he finally get a grip and decide to confront his father, after which he imagines a final, impossible escape for Ferris and a storybook happy ending for Sloane (”He’s gonna marry me!”), the girl that Cameron knows he can never have.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What do you think?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Source: &lt;a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/30/the-ferris-bueller-fight-club-theory/"&gt;Slashfilm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/101979009</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/101979009</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:24:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Magic and the Brain: Teller Reveals the Neuroscience of Illusion</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/magazine/17-05/ff_neuroscienceofmagic?currentPage=all"&gt;Magic and the Brain: Teller Reveals the Neuroscience of Illusion&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;A must read.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/100734940</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/100734940</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:12:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>We are Made of Star Stuff - Carl Sagan’s Cosmos</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iE9dEAx5Sgw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iE9dEAx5Sgw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE9dEAx5Sgw"&gt;We are Made of Star Stuff&lt;/a&gt; - Carl Sagan’s Cosmos&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/95180336</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/95180336</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:47:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Clever Uses: Create a Cat Haven from Ikea Shelves
I love this.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/1EBZagjkZlnz7a7zBVC6OJulo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lifehacker.com/5188992/create-a-cat-haven-from-ikea-shelves"&gt;Clever Uses: Create a Cat Haven from Ikea Shelves&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/91062951</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/91062951</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:37:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Let me assert right here that magic may be the greatest hobby for a kid. It’s all-consuming. Get..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Let me assert right here that magic may be the greatest hobby for a kid. It’s all-consuming. Get your problem child interested in it. The first time your kid masters a trick and performs it — and an adult, genuinely amazed, says, “How in heck did you do that?” — your potential juvenile delinquent will be hooked and too absorbed in the new hobby to steal hubcaps.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m not saying a Svengali deck given as a bar mitzvah present would have spared us Bernie Madoff. Nor am I claiming that a magic deck popped into Dick Cheney’s or Donald Rumsfeld’s Christmas stockings would have spared the world their predations. But it’s possible.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cavett.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/27/conjuring-slydini/"&gt;Conjuring Slydini&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you ever want to see a TRUE legend of magic, then watch the Slydini video.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/90696657</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/90696657</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 14:37:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photographer captures the end of the rainbow on his iPhone - Too...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/1EBZagjkZlkufq0wFhQ0HFfgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/02/13/photographer-captures-the-end-of-the-rainbow-on-his-iphone-amazing-picture-115875-21119134/"&gt;Photographer captures the end of the rainbow on his iPhone - &lt;/a&gt;Too bad there’s no gold. :-(&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/90431055</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/90431055</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:01:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Inspiration for Super Friends’ Hall of Justice -...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/1EBZagjkZlhzzxhhb72uKLJMo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;h3 class="entry-header"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/03/25/inspiration-for-supe.html"&gt;Inspiration for Super Friends’ Hall of Justice&lt;/a&gt; - Awesomeness&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/89782262</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/89782262</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:13:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Periodic Table of Game Controllers</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/1EBZagjkZlf6x4xyUNmIYx3lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://i.gizmodo.com/5180720/and-now-the-periodic-table-of-game-controllers"&gt;The Periodic Table of Game Controllers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/89133537</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/89133537</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:04:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Unfortunately, every society in the history of mankind has had some form of mind-altering, sometimes..."</title><description>“Unfortunately, every society in the history of mankind has had some form of mind-altering, sometimes addictive substances to use, to misuse, abuse or get addicted to. Get used to it. They’re here to stay. So, let’s try to reduce those harms and right now we couldn’t do it worse if we tried.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1884956,00.html"&gt;Can Marijuana Help Rescue California’s Economy? - TIME&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/86155123</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/86155123</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:55:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Pet AT-AT - Awesomeness.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/1EBZagjkZkvgm7t8RfxgcuoFo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://i.gizmodo.com/5167089/pet-at+at-probably-wont-poop-on-your-carpet"&gt;Pet AT-AT&lt;/a&gt; - Awesomeness.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/85057089</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/85057089</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:40:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Christian salt seller hopes to shake up market</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.examiner.com/a-1873794~Christian_salt_seller_hopes_to_shake_up_market.html"&gt;Christian salt seller hopes to shake up market&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;One of the most retarded things I’ve ever heard.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/83475747</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/83475747</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 10:12:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>W00Master's Must Have Mac Apps</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So, I did my must have Windows apps.  Now, it’s time for the Mac.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(In no particular order)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1.  Quicksilver (&lt;a href="http://www.blacktree.com"&gt;http://www.blacktree.com&lt;/a&gt;) - It’s the ultimate keyboard launcher, multi-use application.  In my opinion, it’s the keystroke application that everyone else is trying to emulate (Launchbar, Butler, Launchy, Ubiquity, so on and so forth).  There’s a metric ton that you can do with this app, and for me it’s a must have.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2.  Adium (&lt;a href="http://www.adiumx.com"&gt;http://www.adiumx.com&lt;/a&gt;) - On the Windows side, the closest app to Adium in terms of functionality and ease of use is Trillian.  However, Trillian has become a mess and simply become buggy and unreliable.  Adium on the other hand remains easy to use, stable, and bar none the best multichat IM client on any platform.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3.  Evernote (&lt;a href="http://www.evernote.com"&gt;http://www.evernote.com&lt;/a&gt;) - I’m sort of cheating here, because Evernote is a multi-platform product.  In fact, I use it somewhat extensively on my work Windows machine.  However, Evernote really didn’t hit it’s mark until the release of both the Mac application and the iPhone application.  Ultimately, Evernote is a note-taker’s and organizer’s dream.  Try it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4.  Handbrake (&lt;a href="http://handbrake.fr"&gt;http://handbrake.fr&lt;/a&gt;) - Handbrake recently came out with a Windows version of their app.  However, Handbrake has almost always been synonymous with the Mac.  If you do any kind of video encoding, then you must have this app.  Then again, if you do video encoding on the Mac, you probably already have this application.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5.  Pixelmator (&lt;a href="http://www.pixelmator.com"&gt;http://www.pixelmator.com&lt;/a&gt;) - This is basically “Photoshop for the Rest of Us.”  I don’t need the uber power of Photoshop, but I do need to occasionally add some layers.  Plus, I don’t want to spend over $400 for an app that I would barely use.  Pixelmator fits my type of balance, and it’s incredibly beautiful to look at!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, that’s it.  I did want to mention one last application that is cross platform called Jing (&lt;a href="http://www.jingproject.com"&gt;http://www.jingproject.com&lt;/a&gt;).  At work, it’s one of my most widely used apps.  Jing is a screen capture program that allows for instant URL creation of any screenshot/screenvideo that you have created.  Awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/82999531</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/82999531</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:21:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Rachel Ray did a FHM Photo Shoot</title><description>&lt;a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=6976299&amp;page=1"&gt;Rachel Ray did a FHM Photo Shoot&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I’m scarred for life.  Seriously.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/82887901</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/82887901</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:20:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Some of the people who are most outraged turn out to be consumers of the very things they claimed to..."</title><description>“Some of the people who are most outraged turn out to be consumers of the very things they claimed to be outraged by…”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16680-porn-in-the-usa-conservatives-are-biggest-consumers.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&amp;nsref=online-news"&gt;Porn in the USA: Conservatives are biggest consumers - New Scientist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ironic… Ain’t it?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/82124254</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/82124254</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:02:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Greatest YouTube Video Ever - Mr. T’s “Treat...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7_rBidCkJxo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7_rBidCkJxo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2009/02/27/mr-t-treat-your-mother-right-music-video-is-pure-gold-video/"&gt;The Greatest YouTube Video Ever - Mr. T’s “Treat Your Mother Right.”&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Classic.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/82062142</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/82062142</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:24:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>12-hour Viagra-fuelled orgy ends in death</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,25113643-13762,00.html"&gt;12-hour Viagra-fuelled orgy ends in death&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;What a way to go!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/82018741</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/82018741</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 10:30:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>W00Master's Must Have Windows Apps</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Since everyone else has been talking about their “Top 10” apps, I might as well list mine:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(No particular order)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1.  Launchy (&lt;a href="http://www.launchy.net/"&gt;http://www.launchy.net/&lt;/a&gt;) - A &lt;a href="http://www.blacktree.com/"&gt;QuickSilver&lt;/a&gt; wannabe for Windows. It’s my must have application on my Windows box at work. Global keystroke launcher.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2.  Lookout (&lt;a href="http://www.vinodlive.com/2008/01/23/lookout-microsoft-outlook-search-tool-still-works/"&gt;Link&lt;/a&gt;) - Lookout was bought out by Microsoft and actually merged with their Desktop Search application.  However, MS’s Desktop Search app is ASS, so techies (like myself) just loved the streamlined and fast search capabilities in Lookout.  All Lookout does is provide fast Outlook email searching.  HOWEVER, MS decided to nerf the last version of Lookout, and it no longer works with Outlook 2007.  BUT, there is a hack out there that allows you to use the old version of Lookout to get it to work with Outlook 2007!  Just check that link out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3.  Yubnub (&lt;a href="http://www.yubnub.org"&gt;http://www.yubnub.org&lt;/a&gt;) - Ok, it’s not really an application, but a search tool.  Yubnub calls itself the “web’s command line.”  To some extent, this is true.  However, I mainly use Yubnub as my primary search engine.  With Yubnub alone, I can search Google, Yahoo, IMDB, Amazon, Ebay, Flickr, and so on - all within one search engine.  I can even add my OWN search engines as well.  No more, switching search engines just to make one search.  I can do it all in one search box.  Love it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4.  Foxmarks (&lt;a href="http://www.foxmarks.com"&gt;http://www.foxmarks.com&lt;/a&gt;) - Originally just a Firefox (must have) bookmark synchronizer.  Now, it also synchronizes between Firefox, IE, AND Safari (Mac version of Safari only).  A must have application and is now one of the FIRST apps I install on any new machine.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5.  Dropbox (&lt;a href="http://www.getdropbox.com"&gt;http://www.getdropbox.com&lt;/a&gt;) - This &lt;a href="http://www.getdropbox.com/screencast#screencast"&gt;video&lt;/a&gt; will explain everything.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Next time, I’ll list my must have Mac Apps.  w00t!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/81898766</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/81898766</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:14:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Does the governor have a volcano in his backyard?"</title><description>“Does the governor have a volcano in his backyard?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/25/jindal.volcanoes/index.html?eref=rss_topstories"&gt;Gov. Bobby Jindal’s volcano remark has some fuming&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An awesome “Fuck You” to Jindal.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/81551031</link><guid>http://w00master.tumblr.com/post/81551031</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:16:47 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
